Sunday, December 19, 2010
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
How duh
INT. PUPPY and BUNNY are watching television after a heavy dinner of shepherd's pie and roasted garlic toast. A mandarin speaking commercial comes on during the break
PUPPY
我不会讲 华语(wo bu hui jiang hua yu)
I don't speak Mandarin
BUNNY
..... 不会讲是好的(bu hui jiang shi hao de)
Not knowing how to is not a bad thing
PUPPY
好的… 好的… (hao de... hao de) How duh are you??? :P
Friday, December 3, 2010
The white man in me
Puppy
I'm thinking of what to have for dinner tonight...
Bunny
Well, I've only got baby bok choy and a very questionable Chinese cabbage in the crisper... do you want to eat out?
Puppy
Yeah, I think so... the last few days has been too Asian... the white man in me needs some sandwich or steak or something
Bunny
.....
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Double-sided
INT. PUPPY'S CAR - DAY TIME
PUPPY is driving BUNNY to the mall to grab some groceries and a present for mom when mom calls to ask him to get her some tape.
PUPPY
Mom needs double sided tape for the car...
BUNNY
Why?
PUPPY
Guy chewed of the license plate, remember? Remind me to get some later at the stationery store. She wants the thick foam layered kind.
BUNNY
Okay!
BUNNY sits there quietly pondering as the traffic light turns green.
BUNNY
You know what? You should get double sided glue instead!
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Con.
What do you call a corrupt Muslim ruler?
A con-Sultan.
A con-Sultan.
On Call.
What do you call a doctor who specializes at being on call?
An on-call-ogist.
*ta-dum-tshhh*
An on-call-ogist.
*ta-dum-tshhh*
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Happy Birthday Puppy!!!
Hi Puppy
Happy birthday!!! :)
Here's to wishing you lots of joy in your life, success in your work (you're going to make it, I KNOW you will!) and of course lots and lots of love!
Thank you for everything.
Happy birthday!!! :)
Here's to wishing you lots of joy in your life, success in your work (you're going to make it, I KNOW you will!) and of course lots and lots of love!
Thank you for everything.
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Keh Poh.
Bunny: I just realized, how much of a keh poh (busybody) I am today…
Puppy: You’re not a Keh Poh, you’re a Keh Bong.
Puppy: You’re not a Keh Poh, you’re a Keh Bong.
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Mothballs.
PUPPY and BUNNY wait for the elevator.
Elevator arrives and doors open. MAN walks out smelling like mothballs.
Elevator arrives and doors open. MAN walks out smelling like mothballs.
PUPPY
He must have just come out of the closet!
Friday, October 22, 2010
Laugh out loud.
Every morning before I leave for work, I lean in and snuggle him a little before saying "I'm going out now, I'll see you later hun..." and kiss him on the forehead.
BUNNY leans bunny leans in about to kiss puppy.
BUNNY looks confused.
PUPPY opens left eye ever so slightly.
BUNNY stares in confusion.
PUPPY falls back to sleep.
BUNNY leans bunny leans in about to kiss puppy.
PUPPY
(Laughs at something really funny with his eyes closed)
(Laughs at something really funny with his eyes closed)
BUNNY looks confused.
PUPPY opens left eye ever so slightly.
PUPPY
Hahahaha! (laughs even more at the sight of Bunny)
Hahahaha! (laughs even more at the sight of Bunny)
BUNNY stares in confusion.
PUPPY
I had a funny dream!
I had a funny dream!
PUPPY falls back to sleep.
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Canopy!
Puppy: Love you bunny bun bun :*
Bunny: Love you hunny hun hun :*
Puppy: Love you more :P
Bunny: Canopy!
Puppy: The answer to mine was supposed to be 'love you most' :) *muah* :*
Bunny: Yeah but this sounds like more fun
Puppy: Nonsense! Anyway, love you :*
Bunny: Love you hunny hun hun :*
Puppy: Love you more :P
Bunny: Canopy!
Puppy: The answer to mine was supposed to be 'love you most' :) *muah* :*
Bunny: Yeah but this sounds like more fun
Puppy: Nonsense! Anyway, love you :*
Monday, September 13, 2010
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Monday, July 26, 2010
Monday, March 15, 2010
Growing up.
Not much. Just the fact that we are old 28.
Why do I say so?
We just bought a mattress together yesterday. Queen sized.
Yup that's right.
Why do I say so?
We just bought a mattress together yesterday. Queen sized.
Yup that's right.
Monday, February 22, 2010
An email from dreamland.
Today's the first Monday at work after a long long break.
I got to work and noticed an email from the puppy, it read :
I smiled.
So when 10.30 am came, I called him and sang the theme song to Sesame Street. :P
Love knows no boundaries or sanity.
I got to work and noticed an email from the puppy, it read :
Hi bunny!
How was traffic?
Hope it wasn't too bad.
I'm writing to you from my dreams! Cool huh!
Anyhow, I double checked my re-enrollment date for uni (before I went to bed) and found out it starts today! Oh noes!
So could you please give me a wake up call at around 10.30 a.m.? Thank you!
I'll hear from you in a bit.
Oh, one small favor could you sing the Sesame Street song to me when you call me to wake me? I want to wake up pretending I'm a muppet.
Love you.
<3 - Puppy.
I smiled.
So when 10.30 am came, I called him and sang the theme song to Sesame Street. :P
Love knows no boundaries or sanity.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Hits & Misses
Relationships have hits and misses. Good ones have more misses than hits.
Friday, January 22, 2010
Getting used to it.
Puppy: Oh by the way, you know the noise I was making this morning? The humming...? I was actually singing :P
Bunny: HAHAHAHA
Puppy: I was humming "Fuzzy & Blue".
Bunny: Oh my goodness...
Puppy: I'm just weird like that...
Bunny: Yes you are! But I'm seriously getting used to that.
Puppy: Yeah and I'm getting used to you talking to everything!
Bunny: I talk to everything?
Puppy: Yeah you do. Inanimate objects too.
Bunny: Hahaha I never realized.
Puppy: You didn't? Oh well it's okay, it's entertaining.
Bunny: HAHAHAHA
Puppy: I was humming "Fuzzy & Blue".
Bunny: Oh my goodness...
Puppy: I'm just weird like that...
Bunny: Yes you are! But I'm seriously getting used to that.
Puppy: Yeah and I'm getting used to you talking to everything!
Bunny: I talk to everything?
Puppy: Yeah you do. Inanimate objects too.
Bunny: Hahaha I never realized.
Puppy: You didn't? Oh well it's okay, it's entertaining.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
VIMA 2010 (Part 1)
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Bee
What kind of bee gives milk?
A boo-bee!
*comedy drum roll*
A boo-bee!
*comedy drum roll*
Friday, January 15, 2010
Lotsa fun.
Puppy: Hi. I've got guy fun.
Bunny: Hahaha okay I won't get in your way of having guy fun then. :P
Puppy: Big guy fun, coz I asked for car fun too.
Bunny: Hahaha okay I won't get in your way of having guy fun then. :P
Puppy: Big guy fun, coz I asked for car fun too.
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