Yummy yummy

Puppy enjoying two gelato cones at one go!

How duh

INT. PUPPY and BUNNY are watching television after a heavy dinner of shepherd's pie and roasted garlic toast. A mandarin speaking commercial comes on during the break

PUPPY

我不会讲 华语(wo bu hui jiang hua yu)

I don't speak Mandarin

BUNNY

..... 不会讲是好的(bu hui jiang shi hao de)

Not knowing how to is not a bad thing

PUPPY

好的… 好的… (hao de... hao de) How duh are you??? :P

The white man in me

Puppy

I'm thinking of what to have for dinner tonight...

Bunny

Well, I've only got baby bok choy and a very questionable Chinese cabbage in the crisper... do you want to eat out?

Puppy

Yeah, I think so... the last few days has been too Asian... the white man in me needs some sandwich or steak or something

Bunny

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