Saturday, November 27, 2010

Double-sided

INT. PUPPY'S CAR - DAY TIME
PUPPY is driving BUNNY to the mall to grab some groceries and a present for mom when mom calls to ask him to get her some tape.
PUPPY
Mom needs double sided tape for the car...
BUNNY
Why?
PUPPY
Guy chewed of the license plate, remember? Remind me to get some later at the stationery store. She wants the thick foam layered kind.
BUNNY
Okay!
BUNNY sits there quietly pondering as the traffic light turns green.
BUNNY
You know what? You should get double sided glue instead!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Con.

What do you call a corrupt Muslim ruler?
A con-Sultan.

On Call.

What do you call a doctor who specializes at being on call?
An on-call-ogist.

*ta-dum-tshhh*

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Happy Birthday Puppy!!!

Hi Puppy

Happy birthday!!! :)

Here's to wishing you lots of joy in your life, success in your work (you're going to make it, I KNOW you will!) and of course lots and lots of love!

Thank you for everything.