:'(

Poor puppy :(

As if battling a fever over New Year's eve wasn't bad enough, puppy's blood pressure dropped in the evening and he just collapsed.

Puppy's chin split because of the pressure and had to be sent to the hospital.

Now, he's got six stitches *war scar* and kinda drugged up on antibiotics and painkillers :P

Yummy yummy

Puppy enjoying two gelato cones at one go!

How duh

INT. PUPPY and BUNNY are watching television after a heavy dinner of shepherd's pie and roasted garlic toast. A mandarin speaking commercial comes on during the break

PUPPY

我不会讲 华语(wo bu hui jiang hua yu)

I don't speak Mandarin

BUNNY

..... 不会讲是好的(bu hui jiang shi hao de)

Not knowing how to is not a bad thing

PUPPY

好的… 好的… (hao de... hao de) How duh are you??? :P

The white man in me

Puppy

I'm thinking of what to have for dinner tonight...

Bunny

Well, I've only got baby bok choy and a very questionable Chinese cabbage in the crisper... do you want to eat out?

Puppy

Yeah, I think so... the last few days has been too Asian... the white man in me needs some sandwich or steak or something

Bunny

.....

Double-sided

INT. PUPPY'S CAR - DAY TIME

PUPPY is driving BUNNY to the mall to grab some groceries and a present for mom when mom calls to ask him to get her some tape.

PUPPY

Mom needs double sided tape for the car...

BUNNY

Why?

PUPPY

Guy chewed of the license plate, remember? Remind me to get some later at the stationery store. She wants the thick foam layered kind.

BUNNY

Okay!

BUNNY sits there quietly pondering as the traffic light turns green.

BUNNY

You know what? You should get double sided glue instead!

Con.

What do you call a corrupt Muslim ruler?
A con-Sultan.

On Call.

What do you call a doctor who specializes at being on call?
An on-call-ogist.

*ta-dum-tshhh*