Double-sided

INT. PUPPY'S CAR - DAY TIME

PUPPY is driving BUNNY to the mall to grab some groceries and a present for mom when mom calls to ask him to get her some tape.

PUPPY

Mom needs double sided tape for the car...

BUNNY

Why?

PUPPY

Guy chewed of the license plate, remember? Remind me to get some later at the stationery store. She wants the thick foam layered kind.

BUNNY

Okay!

BUNNY sits there quietly pondering as the traffic light turns green.

BUNNY

You know what? You should get double sided glue instead!

Con.

What do you call a corrupt Muslim ruler?
A con-Sultan.

On Call.

What do you call a doctor who specializes at being on call?
An on-call-ogist.

*ta-dum-tshhh*

Happy Birthday Puppy!!!

Hi Puppy

Happy birthday!!! :)

Here's to wishing you lots of joy in your life, success in your work (you're going to make it, I KNOW you will!) and of course lots and lots of love!

Thank you for everything.

Keh Poh.

Bunny: I just realized, how much of a keh poh (busybody) I am today…
Puppy: You’re not a Keh Poh, you’re a Keh Bong.

Mothballs.

PUPPY and BUNNY wait for the elevator.

Elevator arrives and doors open. MAN walks out smelling like mothballs.

PUPPY

He must have just come out of the closet!

Laugh out loud.

Every morning before I leave for work, I lean in and snuggle him a little before saying "I'm going out now, I'll see you later hun..." and kiss him on the forehead.

BUNNY leans bunny leans in about to kiss puppy.

PUPPY
(Laughs at something really funny with his eyes closed)

BUNNY looks confused.

PUPPY opens left eye ever so slightly.

PUPPY
Hahahaha! (laughs even more at the sight of Bunny)

BUNNY stares in confusion.

PUPPY
I had a funny dream!

PUPPY falls back to sleep.